My adult anthem. Thanks to the pissed-off folks for sporting their solidarity today! I only wish the majority stood with me 10 years ago…oh well, better late than never. Hold strong and don’t allow any douchebags the opportunity to consolidate your values—party systems are for the weak and frightened. Singularity can’t be forced, if that’s, in fact, your bag. It’s not my bag personally, I’m more of a don’t-fuck-with-me-and-I-won’t-eat-your-mom kind of guy. Regardless, we can do much better as a species with the resources we currently have.
Almost forgot—fuck the government, greed, and sports! And also Boo Berry cereal for deceiving me in my youth. Seriously, have you tried it lately? Taste like the shit from Paula Deen’s armpit sphincter. What a ho-bag.